01 1 / 2013

"Laura thinks you’re mad at her because she outranks you on the list of most inspiring First Ladies."

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"Oh my God, I’m not mad at her. I’m worried about her. I think someone put her on that list as a joke. And when nobody ends up caring about her legacy, she’s gonna have a total meltdown. And who’s going to have to take care of her? Me."

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"So you don’t think anyone cares about her legacy?"

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"Nancy, her husband wasn’t popular. I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever. All the important First Ladies have had popular husbands. And the thing is, the most inspiring First Lady should be Hillary, but people forget about her because she’s such a bitch. Anyway, I gotta go. I’m going to bed."

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"Well, she’s not mad at you."

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"Hold on."

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"Are you okay?"

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"Hello?"

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"If someone said something bad about you, you’d want me to tell you, right?"

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"No."

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"What if it was someone you thought was your friend?"

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"What are you…? Hold on - other line."

"Hello?"

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"Let’s go out."

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"Ok. Hold on. I’m on the other line with Laura."

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"Don’t invite Laura! She’s driving me nuts."

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"It’s Michelle. She wants to hang out with me tonight, but she told me not to tell you."

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"Well, Michelle says everyone hates you because you’re such a bitch."

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"She said that? Hold on."

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"Little harsh, Laura."

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"Whatever. She has the right to know."

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"I can’t go out. *cough* I’m sick."

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"Boo. You whore."

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